like i'm a mooncake or something

Have I been living an untested life, or have I been so good at these tests I just don't feel like I'm being tested and I'm just cruising along saying Hi, Bye, Hi and driving 80 kilo on Bayview going north tailgating the SUV in front me thinking he would move out of the way to let me, me, me go ahead cos I'm this bigshot who passes every test every dealt to him in this life, yet he doubts his ability, and doubts even more that no tests had ever been given to him. No tests? No way... there must be something... lurking around the corner waiting to bite my face off like I'm a mooncake or something.