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A: If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?

B: Pineapple!

A: Why?

B: Because pineapple is big and it tastes good with sausage.

(laugh)

A: It also goes well with pizza and on the tops of cocktails. Pineapple is an exotic fruit.

B: What is 'exotic'?

A: When you think of pineapple, what place do you think of? I think of Hawaii. Or it's like when you see a person wearing a shirt with bright colours and sailboats and sunshine on the design, you can say he looks very 'exotic'.

B: I see.

A: But are you okay with the pineapple kind of pointy skin?

B: Sure. Then no one can touch me.

A: As long as when they cut you open and it's bright and sweet inside, right?

B: Exactly. Pineapples have nice hair too.